Horror movie midnight madness.
Putting Michael’s cat on my face.
Grocery shopping.
Milk. Soda. Cookies.
“It’s like we are a family.”
Bert and Ernie parents.
Beenees turning into Michaels.
You would pick this movie.
“This movie describes my love life.”
 Wat.
“I was checking the dough proportions. Only you would think I was making a snowman, and then stick them inconveniently together.”
Deleting your Instagram makes you 1% less hipster.
Hypebeast vs hipster oh okay.
A fire will rise.
If you know what I mean.

“I muted the microphone, I don’t think he can hear us.”
“I heard that.”